Population | 47.788 billion |
Capital | Trixopolis |
Leader | Trix the Third |
Faith | non-existent |
Currency | ISSP Credit |
Animal | scarecrow |
The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 47.788 billion Trixmonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 39,730 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 831,386 ISSP Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,442,472 per year while the poor average 81,622, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.
Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, reddish-brown is the new black, and the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.
Trixmonia is ranked 74th in the world and 3rd in Scandinavia for Largest Populations, with 47.8 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Trixmonia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.