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Most Stationary: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th
The Ironwill Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Why bother?
Trix the Third
Influence
Duckspeaker
Marshal of Scandinavia
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Trixmonia

Population47.788 billion

CapitalTrixopolis
LeaderTrix the Third
Faithnon-existent

CurrencyISSP Credit
Animalscarecrow

The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 47.788 billion Trixmonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 39,730 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 831,386 ISSP Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,442,472 per year while the poor average 81,622, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, reddish-brown is the new black, and the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 74th in the world and 3rd in Scandinavia for Largest Populations, with 47.8 billion capita.

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Most Stationary: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thHighest Economic Output: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 35thLargest Gambling Industry: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47thHighest Average Incomes: 50thMost Avoided: 62ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64thLargest Populations: 74thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 76thMost Corrupt Governments: 77thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 98thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 111thLargest Agricultural Sector: 126thMost Secular: 138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165thMost Armed: 234thMost Patriotic: 238thFattest Citizens: 302ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 624thMost Efficient Economies: 687thLargest Retail Industry: 783rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,009thSmartest Citizens: 1,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,025thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,148thLargest Governments: 1,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,379thLowest Crime Rates: 1,381stLargest Black Market: 2,171stRudest Citizens: 2,345thTop
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Most Influential: 5,797thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,302ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,005thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,068thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,210thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30,059th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Trixmonia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.

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