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Most Secular: 10th Highest Economic Output: 13th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th
The Ironwill Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Why bother?
Trix the Third
Regional Influence
Envoy
Marshal of Scandinavia
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.889 billion Trixmonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 25,545 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 826,995 ISSP Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,871,590 per year while the poor average 173,719, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-ISSP Credit charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 656th in the world and 1st in Scandinavia for Largest Black Market, with 1,149 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 10thHighest Economic Output: 13thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 15thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 18thMost Avoided: 19thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 22ndMost Stationary: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 41stLargest Retail Industry: 47thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 54thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 73rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 81stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 82ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 128thLargest Populations: 131stFattest Citizens: 135thLargest Governments: 182ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 231stRudest Citizens: 270thLowest Crime Rates: 303rdSmartest Citizens: 526thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 610thLargest Black Market: 658thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,087thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,114thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,387thMost Efficient Economies: 1,580thTop
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Most Influential: 4,105th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trixmonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-ISSP Credit charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Trixmonia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, governments opposing Trixmonia are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned scarecrowball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.

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