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Largest Insurance Industry: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th
The Ironwill Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Why bother?
Trix the Third
Influence
Duckspeaker
Marshal of Scandinavia
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Trixmonia

Population45.827 billion

CapitalTrixopolis
LeaderTrix the Third
Faithnon-existent

CurrencyISSP Credit
Animalscarecrow

The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.827 billion Trixmonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 37,941 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 827,919 ISSP Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,816,333 per year while the poor average 67,277, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

Trixmonians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 80,869th in the world and 15th in Scandinavia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 57.78 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Economic Output: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 37thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thHighest Average Incomes: 46thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48thMost Avoided: 57thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 73rdMost Stationary: 86thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 98thLargest Agricultural Sector: 115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 121stMost Secular: 128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164thMost Armed: 166thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 171stMost Patriotic: 185thFattest Citizens: 277thLargest Populations: 551stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 563rdLargest Retail Industry: 619thMost Efficient Economies: 674thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 935thSmartest Citizens: 1,135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,167thLargest Governments: 1,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,659thLowest Crime Rates: 1,696thLargest Black Market: 1,852ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,063rdMost Influential: 6,332ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,956thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,173rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,181stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,978th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, Trixmonians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, sweet-toothed Trixmonians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
  • : Trixmonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Trixmonia with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.

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