The Most Serene Republic of Trinityo is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 10 million Trinityoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.2%.

The strong Trinityoan economy, worth 518 billion trees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,896 trees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, vegetarianism is compulsory, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinityo's national animal is the Yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trinityo is ranked 134,063^rd in the world and 1,259^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 506.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.