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The Dominion of Triggerhappy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.36 billion Triggerhappyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.
The Triggerhappyian economy, worth 213 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,002 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', protests are illegal, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Triggerhappy's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Triggerhappy is ranked 149,930th in the world and 3rd in Mazandaran for Largest Populations, with 4.36 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Triggerhappy, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in Triggerhappy, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Triggerhappy, protests are illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Triggerhappy, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in Triggerhappy, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Triggerhappy City to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Triggerhappy, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
- : Following new legislation in Triggerhappy, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Triggerhappy, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
- : Following new legislation in Triggerhappy, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
- : Following new legislation in Triggerhappy, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
