The People's Republic of Trebania is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 640 million Trebanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Louzubris. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Trebanian economy, worth 15.0 trillion shalirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 23,476 shalirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and Trebania has designated Louzubris as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trebania's national animal is the honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trebania is ranked 52,796^th in the world and 9^th in Kali Yuga for Most Corrupt Governments, with 36.26 kickbacks per hour.