The RIP Ronnie Corbett of Timothy Lumsden is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master Timothy Lumsden with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 20.974 billion Lumsdenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumsden Town. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Timothy Lumsdenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion Tims a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 62,008 Tims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Master Timothy Lumsden lives life on the open road - complete with groupies, international tensions are high as Timothy Lumsden threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Lumsdenians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothy Lumsden's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Timothy Lumsden is ranked 242,102^nd in the world and 18^th in The Lexicon for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.78 kickbacks per hour.