The Empire of TimaeusTestified is a large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 110 million TimaeusTestifiedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The strong TimaeusTestifiedian economy, worth 7.61 trillion The Boonbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,155 The Boonbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists, temporarily-sober tourists forlornly watch pot-smoking dropouts hanging out in coffeeshops, anti-government web sites are springing up, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. TimaeusTestified's national animal is the The Mechanical Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TimaeusTestified is ranked 297,849^th in the world and 14^th in Homestuck for Largest Populations, with 110 million capita.