Largest Black Market: 4,211th Highest Economic Output: 12,301st Largest Populations: 13,086th
The Commander of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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The Commander of Tim is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.653 billion Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The powerhouse Timian economy, worth 835 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,569 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Tim Stark has just been declared ruler of Tim in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim is ranked 64,663rd in the world and 52nd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Black Market: 4,211thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,301stLargest Populations: 13,086thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,867thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,408th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the region

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