by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 9,150thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,526thHighest Economic Output: 11,585th
The First Warden of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
First Warden
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Population18.399 billion

LeaderTim Stark
FaithThe Old Gods


The First Warden of Tim is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.399 billion Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.3%.

The powerhouse Timian economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 81,875 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Tim Stark has just been declared ruler of Tim in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim is ranked 111,253rd in the world and 100th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,057.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Populations: 9,150thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,526thHighest Economic Output: 11,585thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,350thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,324thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,826th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the region

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