The Potato-Po-t of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Svlad Cj-lli with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.563 billion Salaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rim-. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,260 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,562 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Salaxalansian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 902^nd in the world and 3^rd in Spiritus for Healthiest Citizens, with 33.91 Bananas Ingested Per Day.