The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.948 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,708 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,519 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nano-Electric Monks are the current fad sweeping the nation, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 64,023^rd in the world and 116^th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,397.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.