The Potato-Po-t of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Svlad Cj-lli with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.977 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rim-. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 5,233 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,475 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, under love's heavy burden Svlad Cj-lli sinks lower in the political right's esteem, and foreign powers often deal with problems that The Salaxalans can't handle. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 235,918^th in the world and 222^nd in Spiritus for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.46 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.