by Max Barry

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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 158thMost Rebellious Youth: 182nd
The Potato-Poet of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Two potatoes for all!
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Salaxalans

Population16.87 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.87 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 3,992 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,635 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 2,316th in the world and 12th in Spiritus for Safest, scoring 139.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Influential: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 158thMost Rebellious Youth: 182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 311thMost Cultured: 423rdMost Advanced Public Education: 504thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 534thMost Cheerful Citizens: 593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 743rdSmartest Citizens: 770thMost Beautiful Environments: 799thHighest Average Tax Rates: 802ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 817thMost Pacifist: 854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 890thMost Developed: 890thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 906thHealthiest Citizens: 957thLargest Governments: 959thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,071stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,151stNicest Citizens: 1,199thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,419thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,707thBest Weather: 1,976thTop
Most Stationary: 2,179thSafest: 2,316thHighest Economic Output: 2,629thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,303rdMost Devout: 3,584thHighest Average Incomes: 3,958thMost Inclusive: 5,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,050thLowest Crime Rates: 9,369thLargest Populations: 9,462ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,781stMost Efficient Economies: 16,023rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the region

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