The Crashed Spaceship of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.499 billion Salaxians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 3,131 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,015 Dirks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, The Salaxalans's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 168,483^rd in the world and 306^th in Spiritus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.