The Kingdom of Thorwald I is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.392 billion Thorwald Iians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Thorwald Iian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 66,242 Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,478 per year while the poor average 13,512, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thorwald I's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thorwald I is ranked 176,568^th in the world and 2^nd in AustraliaSim for Most Primitive, scoring -68.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.