The Theocracy of The theocratic Republic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by El comandante with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.162 billion theocratic Republicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of The theocratic Republic. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong theocratic Republician economy, worth 406 trillion Haqs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,751 Haqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures, the passport doubles as a birth certificate, and where there's smoke there's the theocratic Republician Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The theocratic Republic's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monotheism.

The theocratic Republic is ranked 24,555^th in the world and 1,451^st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 111.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.