The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Nude Sunbather with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.812 billion Nude Beachians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bonfire. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nude Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 7,024 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 272,141 sand dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, Dolphin is one of the most popular forenames in The Nude Beach, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime is totally unknown. The Nude Beach's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Naturism.

The Nude Beach is ranked 4,405^th in the world and 4^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,504.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.