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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 423rdMost Influential: 724thMost Secular: 2,951st
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mihi ignosce, cum homine de equus debeo congredi
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Isle of Grossmania

Population10.191 billion



The Commonwealth of The Isle of Grossmania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Maestro with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 10.191 billion Grossmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kelsingtown. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Isle of Grossmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,308 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Isle of Grossmania's national animal is the Tigger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Isle of Grossmania is ranked 68,200th in the world and 3,145th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 59.59 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 423rdMost Influential: 724thTop
Most Secular: 2,951stSafest: 4,181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,097thMost Pacifist: 5,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,141stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,366thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,097thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,950thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,086thMost Cultured: 8,191stMost Stationary: 8,372ndBest Weather: 8,767thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,395thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,610thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,974thSmartest Citizens: 12,066thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,331stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,724thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,695thMost Inclusive: 14,876thLargest Governments: 14,967thHighest Economic Output: 15,375thMost Developed: 16,331stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,687thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,703rdHealthiest Citizens: 20,262nd
Most Secular: 152nd in the regionMost Stationary: 177th in the regionSafest: 235th in the regionMost Influential: 249th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 265th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 301st in the regionMost Pacifist: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 316th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 327th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 355th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 398th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 407th in the regionMost Cultured: 427th in the regionLargest Populations: 479th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 479th in the regionBest Weather: 481st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 488th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 510th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 511th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 524th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 550th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 582nd in the regionNudest: 584th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 661st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 673rd in the regionLargest Governments: 733rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 890th in the regionMost Developed: 896th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 926th in the region

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