The United Socialist Peoples of The Georgeian Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by George XXX with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.522 billion Georgeians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glowmore. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Georgeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion Georgeian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,487 Georgeian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and The Georgeian Empire is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Georgeian Empire's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Meditation.

The Georgeian Empire is ranked 8,828^th in the world and 4^th in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Nicest Citizens, with 35.69 average smiles per day.