Population | 2.22 billion |
Capital | Meowville |
Leader | a cat |
Faith | Felinism |
Currency | cat food |
Animal | Cat |
The Feline Realm of The Elysian Order is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by a cat with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.22 billion Cats are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth 336 trillion cat foods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,414 cat foods, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,379,299 per year while the poor average 1,868, a ratio of 738 to 1.
The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Cat, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Feline bee, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Elysian Order's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinism.
The Elysian Order is ranked 295,594th in the world and 6,483rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 1,868.36 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Elysian Order's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : The Elysian Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : The Elysian Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Conservative.
- : The Elysian Order lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Elysian Order lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Elysian Order lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The Elysian Order, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in The Elysian Order, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Feline bee.
- : Following new legislation in The Elysian Order, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
- : Following new legislation in The Elysian Order, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Cat.