The United Socialist States of The Doremians is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 315 million Doremians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Williamstown. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Doremian economy, worth 13.2 trillion Doremian Notes a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,047 Doremian Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Doremians's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Doremians is ranked 43,098^th in the world and 57^th in Eladria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,255.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.