The Valley of The City of Simi Valley is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Keith Mashburn with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.282 billion Simi Valleyites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 2929 Tapo Canyon Rd Simi Valley. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Simi Valley economy, worth 314 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,169 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The City of Simi Valley's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ventura County.

The City of Simi Valley is ranked 249,587^th in the world and 80^th in The Cities of Southern California for Most Armed, with 0.19 weapons per person.