Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
The Burlesque Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Jaffa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.368 billion Centauris are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centauri Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Centaurian economy, worth an astonishing 27,619 trillion duckets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 909,490 duckets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,004,430 per year while the poor average 53,292, a ratio of 112 to 1.

The clergy of the pantheon of fifty deities remains a single-sex institution, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect The Centauri of supplying extremist groups, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Centauri's national animal is the Narn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the pantheon of fifty deities.

The Centauri is ranked 160,676th in the world and 102nd in Wysteria for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thHighest Economic Output: 7thMost Avoided: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 9thMost Armed: 10thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thFattest Citizens: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 13thRudest Citizens: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thHighest Crime Rates: 27thLargest Retail Industry: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31stMost Cultured: 40thLargest Mining Sector: 50thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 60thSmartest Citizens: 70thMost Devout: 90thLargest Agricultural Sector: 111thLargest Populations: 117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 125thLargest Publishing Industry: 164thMost Corrupt Governments: 282ndMost Rebellious Youth: 314thMost Stationary: 456thMost Efficient Economies: 1,193rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,879thLargest Governments: 3,168thMost Influential: 3,900thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,010thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,748thMost Pro-Market: 6,463rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,748thHighest Drug Use: 13,455th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Centauri, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in The Centauri, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect The Centauri of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in The Centauri, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Centauri, the clergy of the pantheon of fifty deities remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in The Centauri, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : The Centauri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in The Centauri, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in The Centauri, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Centauri, big game hunters travel to The Centauri to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in The Centauri, Emperor Jaffa's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

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