The Office of The Arctic Ambassador is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 27.472 billion Arctic Ambassadorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TROMSØ. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The powerhouse Arctic Ambassadorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,149 trillion ices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,260 ices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', royalist is the most offensive slur in the Arctic Ambassadorian language, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and golden statues of wolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime is moderate. The Arctic Ambassador's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Arctic Ambassador is ranked 227,111^th in the world and 33^rd in Arctic for Safest, scoring 22.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.