The Office of The Arctic Ambassador is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.587 billion Arctic Ambassadorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TROMSØ. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The powerhouse Arctic Ambassadorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,611 trillion ices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,287 ices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', royalist is the most offensive slur in the Arctic Ambassadorian language, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and golden statues of wolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime is moderate. The Arctic Ambassador's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Arctic Ambassador is ranked 73,235^th in the world and 12^th in Arctic for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,029.98 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.