The Diplomatic Association of Test Icicle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Ford with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 45.576 billion Test Icicleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zonzibar. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The very strong Test Iciclean economy, worth a remarkable 2,340 trillion ices a year, is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,358 ices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, automotive regulators are throwing in the towel, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, and even God cannot save you in Test Icicle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Test Icicle's national animal is the icle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Test Icicle is ranked 14,830^th in the world and 9^th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Black Market, with 286 trillion Standard Monetary Units.