The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.192 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,909 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 467,593 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 292,042^nd in the world and 6,962^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -52.65 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.