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Most Inclusive: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 29thMost Pacifist: 32nd
The Dark Fauzjhian Province of
Left-wing Utopia
Nights are full of lives
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Taineizbria

Population17.511 billion

CapitalDark Holy City
LeaderAudray Holyblack
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalDark Cat

The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.511 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 7,309 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 417,450 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, Audray Holyblack can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Taineizbria. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 277,297th in the world and 6,884th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 0.86 Obesity Rate.

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Most Inclusive: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 29thMost Pacifist: 32ndNicest Citizens: 33rdHighest Food Quality: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41stHighest Average Tax Rates: 41stMost Beautiful Environments: 47thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51stLargest Welfare Programs: 54thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 56thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57thMost Developed: 57thLongest Average Lifespans: 64thLargest Governments: 65thBest Weather: 73rdHealthiest Citizens: 75thMost Advanced Public Transport: 89thMost Cultured: 91stMost Rebellious Youth: 93rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 116thMost Advanced Public Education: 120thSafest: 122ndMost Efficient Economies: 130thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 131stMost Subsidized Industry: 139thMost Secular: 160thSmartest Citizens: 169thLeast Corrupt Governments: 174thHighest Poor Incomes: 236thLowest Crime Rates: 297thLargest Publishing Industry: 499thHighest Average Incomes: 808thHighest Economic Output: 1,274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,362ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,781stRudest Citizens: 1,993rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,416thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,238thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,064thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,918thMost Income Equality: 22,188thMost Influential: 24,892ndMost Patriotic: 25,919th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 123rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198th in the regionLargest Populations: 310th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 440th in the regionNudest: 473rd in the regionMost Influential: 507th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 513th in the regionMost Income Equality: 612th in the regionMost Patriotic: 644th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Taineizbria.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, Audray Holyblack can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, in a baffling press conference Audray Holyblack proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the comic book series 'Audray Holyblack and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, calling out of the blue has become taboo.

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