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Most Inclusive: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd
The Christmas Fauzjhian Province of
Left-wing Utopia
Our country is Shadow and Night
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Taineizbria

Population14.113 billion

CapitalDark Holy City
LeaderAudrey Black
FaithChurch of Beetles

CurrencyFauzjhiau
AnimalReindeer Bat

The Christmas Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey Black with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.113 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,171 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 366,434 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Reindeer Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Beetles.

Taineizbria is ranked 949th in the world and 28th in the Rejected Realms for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 508.33 Bank.

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Most Inclusive: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Pacifist: 45thNicest Citizens: 50thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 56thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66thHighest Average Tax Rates: 66thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68thMost Beautiful Environments: 80thMost Developed: 81stLargest Welfare Programs: 82ndLargest Governments: 91stLongest Average Lifespans: 95thBest Weather: 106thMost Advanced Public Transport: 109thMost Rebellious Youth: 132ndHealthiest Citizens: 134thMost Advanced Public Education: 136thSafest: 139thMost Cultured: 153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 163rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 195thMost Efficient Economies: 222ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 224thHighest Poor Incomes: 268thSmartest Citizens: 275thMost Secular: 289thLowest Crime Rates: 390thMost Valuable International Artwork: 949thHighest Average Incomes: 1,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,081stHighest Economic Output: 1,869thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,566thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,795thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,969thTop
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Nudest: 11,703rdLargest Populations: 17,424thMost Income Equality: 17,547th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionRudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 320th in the regionLargest Populations: 331st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 408th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 421st in the regionMost Politically Free: 440th in the regionNudest: 520th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.

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