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Most Inclusive: 45thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd
The Fauzjhian Province of
Left-wing Utopia
We see the darkness in your heart
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Taineizbria

Population12.875 billion

CapitalDark Holy City
LeaderAudrey Black

CurrencyFauzjhiau
AnimalSquid

The Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey Black with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.875 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,451 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 345,781 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Taineizbria is ranked 152nd in the world and 7th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 205.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Inclusive: 45thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Compassionate Citizens: 52ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 56thMost Pacifist: 58thNicest Citizens: 64thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80thLargest Welfare Programs: 83rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 87thMost Developed: 96thMost Advanced Public Transport: 108thLongest Average Lifespans: 109thLargest Governments: 113thBest Weather: 115thMost Advanced Public Education: 147thHealthiest Citizens: 151stMost Rebellious Youth: 152ndSafest: 152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 172ndMost Cultured: 176thMost Cheerful Citizens: 179thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 213thLeast Corrupt Governments: 254thMost Efficient Economies: 267thMost Secular: 291stSmartest Citizens: 320thHighest Poor Incomes: 330thMost Valuable International Artwork: 406thLowest Crime Rates: 421stHighest Average Incomes: 1,244thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,316thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,174thRudest Citizens: 2,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,871stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,351stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,971stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,674thLargest Populations: 17,980thNudest: 19,775th
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 194th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 243rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 306th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 370th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 382nd in the regionNudest: 413th in the regionMost Income Equality: 504th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Taineizbria altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.

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