The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by All Smuggest with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 39.757 billion Sybaritic Socialistsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kippenheim. The average income tax rate is 5.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sybaritic Socialistsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,361 trillion mebbes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,310 mebbes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. Sybaritic Socialists's national animal is the lurcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sybaritic Socialists is ranked 277,383^rd in the world and 10,478^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 0.59 flags saluted per person per day.