Most Influential: 51st Largest Publishing Industry: 78th Smartest Citizens: 184th
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The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by All Smuggest with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 24.214 billion Sybaritic Socialistsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kippenheim. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sybaritic Socialistsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,057 trillion mebbes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,872 mebbes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. Sybaritic Socialists's national animal is the lurcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sybaritic Socialists is ranked 157,681st in the world and 802nd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -406.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 51stLargest Publishing Industry: 78thSmartest Citizens: 184thMost Cheerful Citizens: 314thMost Cultured: 542ndMost Stationary: 799thFattest Citizens: 883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 903rdHighest Economic Output: 910thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,107thLargest Retail Industry: 1,156thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,308thLargest Mining Sector: 1,549thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,715thMost Pacifist: 1,785thLargest Populations: 1,944thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,534thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,645thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,771stHighest Average Incomes: 3,654thMost Politically Free: 4,060thMost Secular: 5,009thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,113thRudest Citizens: 6,219thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,300thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,107thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,373rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,513thLargest Governments: 11,623rdNicest Citizens: 14,006thNudest: 15,370th
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the region

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