The Technosocialist Collective of Svetlomovsk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by National Committee of Svetlomovsk with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.441 billion Svetlomovskians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novo-Arkhangelsk. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Svetlomovskian economy, worth 267 trillion Svetlomovskian Grivnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,478 Svetlomovskian Grivnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, S-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svetlomovsk's national animal is the IKEA Blåhaj Plush Toy™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is alcoholism.

Svetlomovsk is ranked 39,617^th in the world and 2,225^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.