The Republic of Substantive Due Process is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.827 billion Substantive Due Processians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and International Aid are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Substantive Due Processian economy, worth 224 trillion florins a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,471 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control. Substantive Due Process's national animal is the falcon.

Substantive Due Process is ranked 31,172^nd in the world and 1,595^th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.04 percentage of bribes refused.