The Kingdom of Stuffedlan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by George Wilson Schulz with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.061 billion Stuffedishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Algodondia. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Stuffedish economy, worth 190 trillion Algodineses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,986 Algodineses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany George Wilson Schulz to meetings with foreign heads of state, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuffedlan's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calzoski Religión.

Stuffedlan is ranked 306,889^th in the world and 179^th in Britannia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.