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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,599thMost Pacifist: 17,445thSafest: 24,495th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
FAAAIIIIILURES
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Stevens Dad

Population1.507 billion

CapitalBeijing Embassy

CurrencySlippers
AnimalFailures

The Republic of Stevens Dad is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.507 billion Stevens Dadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing Embassy. The average income tax rate is 49.6%.

The Stevens Dadian economy, worth 74.3 trillion Slippers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,329 Slippers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stevens Dad's national animal is the Failures, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stevens Dad is ranked 97,769th in the world and 5,214th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,496.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,599thTop
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Most Pacifist: 17,445thSafest: 24,495thBest Weather: 26,461stMost Beautiful Environments: 27,662nd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 526th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,019th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stevens Dad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Avoided, Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Stevens Dad's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Stevens Dad, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevens Dad, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevens Dad, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevens Dad, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevens Dad, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Stevens Dad was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Stevens Dad ceased to exist in Enderstans Puppet Storage.
  • : Stevens Dad's influence in Enderstans Puppet Storage rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".

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