The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 162 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.634 billion Starlight Glimmer 162ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The large but inefficient Starlight Glimmer 162ian economy, worth 371 trillion bits a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,678 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 162's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Glimmer 162 is ranked 121,827^th in the world and 1,121^st in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.53 law-abiding acts per hour.