Population | 23.071 billion |
Capital | Spades City |
Currency | Ten |
Animal | King |
The Ace of Spades is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.071 billion Spadesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spades City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Spadesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,760 trillion Tens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 162,997 Tens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 612,613 per year while the poor average 30,274, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.
The nation has declared war on all passing comets, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Spadesian bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spades's national animal is the King, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Spades is ranked 288,812th in the world and 10,849th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Spades was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Spades's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Spades was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Spades was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Spades was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Spades's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Spades was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Spades's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Spades's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Spades was refounded in Osiris.