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Most Armed: 888thHighest Crime Rates: 1,179thMost Avoided: 1,571st
The Bramfatura of
Father Knows Best State
the Emerald Empire will rise once more!
King of Gannix Tezctclan
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Southvis

Population3.57 billion

CapitalGannix
LeaderKing of Gannix Tezctclan
FaithNuma

CurrencySouthvis Doa
AnimalRed Cornetfish

The Bramfatura of Southvis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King of Gannix Tezctclan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.57 billion Quasimorphs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gannix. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gannixite economy, worth 624 trillion Southvis Doas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,874 Southvis Doas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Southvis has found 4 easter eggs), elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Southvis's national animal is the Red Cornetfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Numa.

Southvis is ranked 94,373rd in the world and 4th in Omck for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,719.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 888thHighest Crime Rates: 1,179thMost Avoided: 1,571stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,788thLargest Retail Industry: 2,183rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,196thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,451stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,458thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,722ndTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,119thRudest Citizens: 4,375thFattest Citizens: 4,778thLargest Mining Sector: 6,904thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,880thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,237thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,194thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 14,955thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,712thLargest Black Market: 17,698thMost Efficient Economies: 17,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,155thMost Patriotic: 22,124thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,190th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Southvis's influence in Omck rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Southvis, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Southvis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Southvis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Crime Rates, the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Wealthy Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Southvis, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Southvis, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Southvis lodged a message on the Omck Regional Message Board.
  • : Southvis changed its national nation type to "Bramfatura".
  • : Southvis altered its national flag.
  • : Southvis changed its national motto to "the Emerald Empire will rise once more!".

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