The Northern Version of South Chimore is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.933 billion South Chimoreans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant South Chimorean economy, worth 42.5 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 22,009 K'ihs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of South Chimore City, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Chimore's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Chimore is ranked 69,907^th in the world and 2^nd in Alex for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 109.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.