The Republic of Awesomeners is a huge, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 780 million Awesomenersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesomeners City. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomenersian economy, worth 73.5 trillion Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,249 Roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, vaccinations are mandatory, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Awesomeners's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Awesomeners is ranked 87,345^th in the world and 227^th in A Taco Paradise for Safest, scoring 87.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.