The Nice of Socialist test 69 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nice with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.636 billion Nice are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nice. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nice economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion Nices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,268 Nices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 69's national animal is the Nice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 69 is ranked 16,262^nd in the world and 997^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,891.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.