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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 43rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65th
The Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace on this piece of earth
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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So88er

Population37.63 billion

CapitalWhole Inwon
Leadera Generally Amiable Fellow
FaithIlken Fitherwop

Currencynutmeque
Animalflying pig

The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.63 billion So88erians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 15,623 trillion nutmeques a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 415,196 nutmeques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Whole Inwon" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 11,018th in the world and 1st in Great Britain and Ireland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,368.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 43rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65thLargest Agricultural Sector: 67thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 98thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 135thHighest Economic Output: 158thHighest Disposable Incomes: 219thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 223rdLargest Insurance Industry: 362ndMost Stationary: 415thMost Efficient Economies: 447thHighest Poor Incomes: 493rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 541stLargest Populations: 575thLargest Mining Sector: 608thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 662ndHighest Average Incomes: 677thLowest Crime Rates: 782ndMost Inclusive: 905thFattest Citizens: 978thRudest Citizens: 1,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,861stMost Pacifist: 1,911thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,449thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,010thMost Developed: 3,198thLargest Governments: 4,162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,640thSmartest Citizens: 4,649thMost Influential: 6,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,389thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,364thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,982ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,018thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,355thMost Secular: 13,625thHighest Drug Use: 17,908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,255thMost Avoided: 18,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,450thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,259th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in So88er, third world countries are rich in "I Love Whole Inwon" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, light entertainment isn't dead.

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