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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 70th
The Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace on this piece of earth
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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So88er

Population36.707 billion

CapitalWhole Inwon
Leadera Generally Amiable Fellow
FaithIlken Fitherwop

Currencynutmeque
Animalflying pig

The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.707 billion So88erians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 15,293 trillion nutmeques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 416,637 nutmeques, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, extreme political groups are outlawed, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-nutmeque charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 5,933rd in the world and 1st in Great Britain and Ireland for Highest Poor Incomes, with 126,442.08 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 70thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 97thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 112thHighest Economic Output: 160thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 198thHighest Disposable Incomes: 208thLargest Insurance Industry: 340thMost Stationary: 430thMost Efficient Economies: 466thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 493rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 541stLargest Mining Sector: 564thRudest Citizens: 572ndLargest Populations: 583rdHighest Average Incomes: 635thFattest Citizens: 788thLowest Crime Rates: 882ndMost Inclusive: 1,187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,630thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,090thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,539thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,968thMost Avoided: 3,601stMost Developed: 4,416thLargest Governments: 5,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,933rdMost Influential: 6,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,112thSmartest Citizens: 6,233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,648thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,318thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,963rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,053rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in So88er, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-nutmeque charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Great Britain and Ireland.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby A Generally Amiable Fellow Pics" has made a Generally Amiable Fellow's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.

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