The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.63 billion So88erians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 15,623 trillion nutmeques a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 415,196 nutmeques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Whole Inwon" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 11,018^th in the world and 1^st in Great Britain and Ireland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,368.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.