The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 49.598 billion So88erians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 22,990 trillion nutmeques a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 463,541 nutmeques, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, temporarily-sober tourists forlornly watch pot-smoking dropouts hanging out in coffeeshops, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, and citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 122,156^th in the world and 4,432^nd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,089.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.