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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th Largest Retail Industry: 25th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th
The Incorporated States of
Capitalist Paradise
Peace on this piece of earth
Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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So88er

Population34.667 billion

CapitalWhole Inwon
Leadera Generally Amiable Fellow
FaithIlken Fitherwop

Currencynutmeque
Animalflying pig

The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.667 billion So88erians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 13,415 trillion nutmeques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 386,971 nutmeques, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,749,216 per year while the poor average 52,623, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 103,621st in the world and 2nd in Great Britain and Ireland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 837.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thLargest Retail Industry: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 86thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 166thHighest Economic Output: 171stLargest Agricultural Sector: 190thHighest Disposable Incomes: 257thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 263rdLargest Insurance Industry: 313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 374thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 379thLargest Mining Sector: 388thRudest Citizens: 453rdMost Stationary: 463rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 496thLargest Populations: 593rdHighest Average Incomes: 651stFattest Citizens: 671stLowest Crime Rates: 1,212thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,403rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,500thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,611thTop
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Most Avoided: 1,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,074thMost Inclusive: 2,551stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,812thMost Influential: 4,983rdMost Pacifist: 5,132ndLargest Black Market: 8,036thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,919thNudest: 14,256thLargest Governments: 14,526th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in So88er, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.

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