The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.667 billion So88erians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 13,415 trillion nutmeques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 386,971 nutmeques, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,749,216 per year while the poor average 52,623, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 103,621^st in the world and 2^nd in Great Britain and Ireland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 837.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.