The Republic of Smart Goals is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.105 billion Smart Goalsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Smart Goalsian economy, worth 105 trillion Muplebumples a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,713 Muplebumples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Smart Goals has designated Smart Goals City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smart Goals's national animal is the Mouse.

Smart Goals is ranked 105,770^th in the world and 4,674^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 197.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.