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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,375th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,835th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,783rd
The Autocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Our work is Industrial, Our language Political
Autarch Ferdinand Tennfjord
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population19.039 billion

LeaderAutarch Ferdinand Tennfjord
FaithRoman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox

AnimalVelika Zimska Sova

The Autocracy of Sjovenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Autarch Ferdinand Tennfjord with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.039 billion Sjovenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovija. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Sjovene economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion Tolars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,975 Tolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bris parties are all the rage, Markion holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, there are no bananas today in Sjovenia, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sjovenia's national animal is the Velika Zimska Sova, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox.

Sjovenia is ranked 169,004th in the world and 31st in Markion for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -22.56 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,375thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,835thLowest Crime Rates: 4,783rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,252ndLargest Populations: 5,893rdMost Devout: 6,746thBest Weather: 7,454thHealthiest Citizens: 8,092ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,576thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,529thHighest Economic Output: 12,821stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,315thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,543rdLargest Governments: 16,273rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the region

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