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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,367th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,819th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,779th
The Autocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Our work is Industrial, Our language Political
Autarch Ferdinand Tennfjord
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population19.027 billion

LeaderAutarch Ferdinand Tennfjord
FaithRoman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox

AnimalVelika Zimska Sova

The Autocracy of Sjovenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Autarch Ferdinand Tennfjord with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.027 billion Sjovenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovija. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Sjovene economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion Tolars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,975 Tolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bris parties are all the rage, Markion holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, there are no bananas today in Sjovenia, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sjovenia's national animal is the Velika Zimska Sova, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox.

Sjovenia is ranked 15,319th in the world and 6th in Markion for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,367thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,819thLowest Crime Rates: 4,779thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,214thLargest Populations: 5,876thMost Devout: 6,746thBest Weather: 7,471stHealthiest Citizens: 8,103rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,515thHighest Economic Output: 12,768thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,401stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,319thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,521stLargest Governments: 16,235th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the region

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