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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 253rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,275thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,324th
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
You dont bother us... We might not nuke you.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Sit on it and Rotate

Population25.764 billion

CapitalDunntopolus
LeaderAdmiral General Dunn
FaithDunn-ism

CurrencyDunn
AnimalGreat White Shark

The Dictatorship of Sit on it and Rotate is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Admiral General Dunn with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.764 billion Sit on it and Rotateans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunntopolus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The powerhouse Sit on it and Rotatean economy, worth a remarkable 4,159 trillion Dunns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 161,448 Dunns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,486,614 per year while the poor average 1,781, a ratio of 834 to 1.

Criminals are executed and their property seized, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Sit on it and Rotate's national animal is the Great White Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Dunn-ism.

Sit on it and Rotate is ranked 3,197th in the world and 196th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,618.57 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 253rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,275thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,324thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,529thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,837thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,197thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,333rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,713thLargest Mining Sector: 3,910thFattest Citizens: 4,368thHighest Economic Output: 4,558thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,572ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,011thLargest Populations: 7,176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,383rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,071stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,077thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,207thTop
10%
Safest: 15,272ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,123rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,437thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,219thHighest Average Incomes: 18,777thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,761stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,211thMost Pro-Market: 24,895thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,693rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,727thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,951st
Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 103rd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 188th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 202nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 209th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 248th in the regionFattest Citizens: 257th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 260th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionLargest Populations: 295th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 381st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 389th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 406th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 517th in the regionMost Extreme: 542nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Influential: 575th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 715th in the regionMost Stationary: 732nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 839th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 891st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 908th in the regionSafest: 913th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 970th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sit on it and Rotate's influence in Lazarus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Sit on it and Rotate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Highest Economic Output, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Sit on it and Rotate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Sit on it and Rotate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sit on it and Rotate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Sit on it and Rotate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Sit on it and Rotate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sit on it and Rotate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sit on it and Rotate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Sit on it and Rotate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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