The Bisexual Socialist Haven of Silvazure is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mani Redlyn with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.55 billion Silvazurens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argynne City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The large but stagnant Silvazurean economy, worth 896 trillion Sapphyrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 32,523 Sapphyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, some Silvazurean athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime is totally unknown. Silvazure's national animal is the silver phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Silvazure is ranked 27,996^th in the world and 166^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.96 law-abiding acts per hour.