The Grand Overkingdom of Sheeptopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Ovan XXII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 49.688 billion Sheeptopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ovinian Magnus. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeptopian economy, worth an astonishing 33,772 trillion noofnards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 679,690 noofnards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,366,404 per year while the poor average 6,113, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, Imperator Ovan XXII has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sheeptopia's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emperor Cult.

Sheeptopia is ranked 24^th in the world and 1^st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 66,486.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.