The State of SF is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.094 billion SFians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong SFian economy, worth 711 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,616 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,938 per year while the poor average 2,236, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, SF has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of SF in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. SF's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SF is ranked 198,239^th in the world and 143^rd in Omega Prime for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.