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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 19thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
You Must Comply
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Seven by Nine

Population30.521 billion

CapitalBright Defile
LeaderImperious Leader
Faiththe cult of forty two

Currencyimperial credit
Animaltribble

The Dominion of Seven by Nine is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.521 billion drones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Defile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven by Ninean economy, worth an astonishing 22,767 trillion imperial credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 745,965 imperial credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,973,337 per year while the poor average 73,730, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, penniless buskers are singing for their supper, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Seven by Nine's national animal is the tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the cult of forty two.

Seven by Nine is ranked 241,480th in the world and 1st in Beyond the Wub for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -50.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 19thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 37thLargest Black Market: 38thLowest Crime Rates: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 60thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64thLargest Insurance Industry: 65thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 80thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88thMost Avoided: 104thLargest Agricultural Sector: 105thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 129thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 248thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 332ndMost Stationary: 354thLargest Governments: 399thHighest Disposable Incomes: 473rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 526thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 624thLargest Retail Industry: 703rdMost Devout: 862ndFattest Citizens: 1,084thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,169thLargest Populations: 2,219thMost Efficient Economies: 2,359thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,023rdMost Influential: 6,306thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,825thRudest Citizens: 6,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,799thMost Authoritarian: 8,410thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,609thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,756thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,902ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,023rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,930th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, penniless buskers are singing for their supper.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Seven by Nine.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, vacationing drones expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, postcards from Seven by Ninean driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.

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