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Largest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
You Must Comply
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Seven by Nine

Population31.738 billion

CapitalBright Defile
LeaderImperious Leader
Faiththe cult of forty two

Currencyimperial credit
Animaltribble

The Dominion of Seven by Nine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.738 billion drones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Defile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven by Ninean economy, worth an astonishing 23,044 trillion imperial credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 726,070 imperial credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,436,846 per year while the poor average 90,708, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Seven by Nine, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Seven by Nine's national animal is the tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the cult of forty two.

Seven by Nine is ranked 241,562nd in the world and 1st in Beyond the Wub for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -50.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 36thLowest Crime Rates: 39thHighest Economic Output: 60thLargest Insurance Industry: 67thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rdHighest Average Incomes: 75thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76thLargest Black Market: 84thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 84thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 109thLargest Agricultural Sector: 121stMost Patriotic: 129thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 230thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 262ndMost Avoided: 268thMost Stationary: 349thLargest Governments: 408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 412thMost Ignorant Citizens: 589thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 688thMost Devout: 837thLargest Retail Industry: 880thFattest Citizens: 1,135thMost Conservative: 1,304thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,427thLargest Populations: 2,190thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,689thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,765thRudest Citizens: 5,631stMost Influential: 6,148thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,136thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,212thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,675thMost Authoritarian: 9,946thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,048thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,388th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Seven by Nine.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.

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