The Dominion of Seven by Nine is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.521 billion drones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Defile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven by Ninean economy, worth an astonishing 22,767 trillion imperial credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 745,965 imperial credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,973,337 per year while the poor average 73,730, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, penniless buskers are singing for their supper, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Seven by Nine's national animal is the tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the cult of forty two.

Seven by Nine is ranked 241,480^th in the world and 1^st in Beyond the Wub for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -50.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.