The Königreich of Sergeantia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Michael II with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.443 billion Sergeantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majorikus. The average income tax rate is 84.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sergeantian economy, worth a remarkable 4,865 trillion Corporalis a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,282 Corporalis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sergeantia's national animal is the Wedge-Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Husaria.

Sergeantia is ranked 264,523^rd in the world and 7^th in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.