The Protectorate of Self hate is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 3.513 billion Self hateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.1%.

The Self hatean economy, worth 176 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,334 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Self hate's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Self hate is ranked 165,576^th in the world and 4^th in Storage Yard for Highest Average Incomes, with 50,334.67 Standard Monetary Units.