The Republic of Seisapngplot is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.143 billion Seisapngplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The thriving Seisapngplotian economy, worth 101 trillion arils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,120 arils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,600 per year while the poor average 24,189, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seisapngplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seisapngplot is ranked 299,875^th in the world and 1,454^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.