The Empire of Seion Fall is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.929 billion Seion Fallians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firne. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The very strong Seion Fallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Ions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,788 Ions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seion Fall's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seion Fall is ranked 286,475^th in the world and 15,593^rd in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.