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Most Beautiful Environments: 197thMost Cheerful Citizens: 219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 361st
The Endless Forest of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Set a pen to a dream, and the colour drains from it.
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Sedelh

Population38.446 billion

CapitalTreetop
FaithUnitarian Universalist

Currencygrapefruit juice
Animalancient forest spirit

The Endless Forest of Sedelh is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.446 billion Sedelhians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treetop. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Sedelhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion grapefruit juices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 35,813 grapefruit juices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sedelh's national animal is the ancient forest spirit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalist.

Sedelh is ranked 1,591st in the world and 1st in The Featured Region Followers for Highest Food Quality, scoring 303.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 197thMost Cheerful Citizens: 219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 361stSmartest Citizens: 369thMost Pacifist: 461stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 500thBest Weather: 538thLargest Governments: 577thMost Rebellious Youth: 642ndNicest Citizens: 660thLowest Crime Rates: 701stMost Income Equality: 775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 800thMost Cultured: 872ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,115thSafest: 1,395thHighest Food Quality: 1,591stLargest Populations: 1,797thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,089thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,357thTop
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Most Devout: 3,299thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,848thMost Inclusive: 7,174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,672ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 20,351stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,544thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,646thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,096thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,190th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sedelh, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedelh, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedelh, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedelh, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedelh, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Sedelh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedelh, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedelh, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedelh, Leader is considering changing the Sedelhian flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Sedelh, the entire entry for Sedelh in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.

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