The Republic of SCN 2 is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 717 million SCN 2ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient SCN 2ian economy, worth 30.5 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,515 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SCN 2's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SCN 2 is ranked 202,921^st in the world and 4^th in Sanananananananananananananana for Fattest Citizens, with 9.27 Obesity Rate.