The Canton of Schaffhausen is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning billy goat population. The hard-working population of 15.507 billion Schaffhausners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schaffhausen. The average income tax rate is 22.1%.

The Schaffhausenian economy, worth 636 trillion francs a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,026 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, Schaffhausen has designated Schaffhausen as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Schaffhausen in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Schaffhausen's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schaffhausen's national animal is the billy goat.

Schaffhausen is ranked 184,375^th in the world and 14^th in Swiss Confederation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,959.4 Standard Monetary Units.