The Canton of Schaffhausen is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning billy goat population. The hard-working population of 16.781 billion Schaffhausners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schaffhausen. The average income tax rate is 22.1%.

The Schaffhausenian economy, worth 688 trillion francs a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,026 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, Schaffhausen has designated Schaffhausen as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Schaffhausen in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Schaffhausen's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schaffhausen's national animal is the billy goat.

Schaffhausen is ranked 120,992^nd in the world and 11^th in Swiss Confederation for Most Primitive, scoring -30 on the Scary Big Number Scale.