The Community of Saticner is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its national health service, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.35 billion Saticnerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Saticnerian economy, worth 209 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 154,730 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 916,059 per year while the poor average 12,060, a ratio of 76.0 to 1.

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, new urban roads are threatening city parks, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Saticner, and former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saticner's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saticner is ranked 37,164^th in the world and 26^th in Bozarkia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,047.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.