The Dominion of Saphman Duna Mining Facility is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kraken with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.747 billion Saphman Duna Mining Facilityians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mars Rover Tribute Site. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The strong Saphman Duna Mining Facilityian economy, worth 130 trillion Celestial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,688 Celestial Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,550 per year while the poor average 11,253, a ratio of 28.3 to 1.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", enemy governments seem especially interested in Saphman Duna Mining Facility's election cycle, and adultery has been made a capital offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saphman Duna Mining Facility's national animal is the Space Kevin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Krakenism.

Saphman Duna Mining Facility is ranked 264,292^nd in the world and 13^th in saphman group hug for Fattest Citizens, with 6.9 Obesity Rate.